10. 'O Holiday Tree'
9. 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter'
8. 'Frosty the Snowperson'
7. 'Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Nontoxic Outdoor Fire (For which I do have a permit)'
6. 'Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentle-people'
5. 'Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator'
4. 'Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unedangered Foliage (if office policy permits)'
3. 'Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings'
2. 'I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection'
1. 'I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December'
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This shit is so freaking silly ...loved it!
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ReplyDeleteI picked up a shirt at Old Navy that says "Kissing Santa Claus." My 16yo rolled her eyes. She thinks we already engage in too much PDA (at home).
Hahaha.:-) At least she knows you guys love each other!
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